Your Cat May Be A Fluffy Jerk – Catty Perils

Please forgive me, before I start. Your cat may be a total jerk. Yes, I do love the fluffy creature that amuses me with its antics. I love the way a cute kitten purrs at me. Every time, she is engaged in cleaning herself, well, she blows me off! But it takes a long time for a pet owner as me to understand that it’s not a gift, but a warning.

Does she love licking herself?

No wonder that I fancy watching her cleaning herself. On the contrary, she doesn’t want to reek of me! So sad! She thinks that I stink.

Cats do mind human scent and trust me! They hate it to the core…

Does she sound like an angel, when she cries like human baby?

“Oh no! My ‘naïve’ kitten needs me now!” this is how she “lures” me, whenever she purrs. Even, when I’m engaged in the most urgent chore, the way she meows lures me to attend to her.

Your dog cannot do that because it’s absolutely naïve and innocent at his heart. But my cat is fishy enough to imitate a human baby…

Does she love to present me with little mice?

This is why, there are many who love dogs, even when they’re filthy enough-they’re as guileless as a child!

My cat loves to hunt rats and mice for fun at times. I’ve felt arse over tits at such witty moments by her valour and love for me.

Please stop doing this – Cats do this only to show you that you cannot even accomplish such trivial tasks on your own!

However, who else could make such a dainty darling?

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